Diary of a Glad Housewife

Glad that you FB?

2011-11-17T20:36:00.000-07:00

My dear cousin has discovered her voice on Facebook. It has been fun to see her family information and to get back in touch with someone I see at the minimum only every 6-8 years. As children we grew up close knit. Our parents were close. Her mother is my mother's niece. Her father is my father's first cousin. Our parents were raised together. They are only about 4-5 years in age difference, so they were natural double daters. When my parents eloped, her parents came with them. Then they go got married very soon there after. Since our grandmother's are sisters, when they were alive, we had many, many get together's. When we found out that cousins were going to be there...we were ecstatic. Play time was magical and you dreaded the moments when your parents said it was time to go.

So as life happens, time comes and people move, people die, feelings get hurt, jealousy comes and goes, and then just when you are about to think that you are going to write someone off...say, "see you in the eternities," along comes that miracle which is Facebook. It is a marvel to get in touch with someone you never thought wanted anything more to do with you. But then you realized they want to be your FB buddy. They start sending you "So and so and answered a question about you " links. They are new and don't know what they are doing. Then they start posting the entire menu of what they are making for dinner every single day. But that's ok, you are just happy to hear from them.

Then time passes, and your long lost cousin forwards everything she ever reads. She send's forwards that try to make you feel guilty for not copy and pasting your support for breast cancer, or veterans, or dog abuse etc. It is hard when she sends forwards that say that you know who your real friends are if they paste this post to their page and leave it there for one hour. Then she sends every cute little animal posing on a table, with a flower, humping a computer, or biting a tiny little chick in it's great big jaws along with a cute little slogan. saying when life bites you, bite back. or something retarded like that.

Then the cousin starts saying, "Good morning my darlings...: and, "Good night loves, that's it for me." Then you think to yourself how it would be possible to limit your contact and the amount of posts from this cousin you receive without offending her. Then you think WHAT THE HELL, I am blogging about it and the whole world will be reading about this soon and who gives a big darn crap?

Glad for this Girl

2011-10-05T15:44:00.001-06:00

Today was Glamour day at Paul Mitchell School of Hair Design.

I think my daughter pulled it off. I don't know how

she does it. Now if we could only keep the

blond cat hair off of her black clothing.

Glad for Cache

2011-09-23T22:00:00.002-06:00

An easy find out by Utah Lake (note the GPS )

So about one week before I took my daughter off to school, I was up late one night watching KBYU and the annual fund raising drive. I was sort of depressed because I was wondering what the heck I was going to do with myself with my youngest cub leaving the den. Just as I was about to go to bed some really handsome geeky guy came on to KBYU tv to help with the fund raising drive. The show this man was from was a show called Treasure Trackers. It told about a world wide game called "Geocaching" or others describe it as "high-tech-hide and seek". I was intrigued. I had known about Geocaching from watching an episode of my favorite crime drama ,"Law and Order: Criminal Intent" episode Unblinking Eye. (In fact, I am watching the episode as I write this.) But, I didn't really pay attention to it then. But the documentary on
KBYU was right what I needed at the time to soothe me during the sadness of my empty nest depression.

It showed a bunch of people from all walks of life who hunted with their GPS systems for caches that were hidden all over the world. Caches that are hidden in plain sight! But- camouflaged from everyday folks. Well what do you know, a game I can play anywhere in the world for free? I am a really good seeker of things; I just seem have a gift for finding things. Just ask my mom, I always used to know where she hid her crap. So as I went to the website Geocaching.com and I began to do my homework.

First, I registered for free on the website.
Second, I typed in my zip code
Third, I dropped my jaw at the sheer amount of caches just on the west side of Provo.
Fourth, I went to get my first cache at the Walkers just around the corner from our house.

It has all been so much fun since that first cache. I bought myself a really great GPS unit dedicated to geocaching. All I have to do is log on to the website and then I download the caches I want to seek out. Since August 10, 2011 I have found over 40 caches and have hidden 13 of my own in various places all around the city. This is an activity that I plan to stick with for many years. Some of the benefits are exercise, good company*my daughter Jordan loves it*, and learning so much about the areas I visit. I cannot think of a better family activity. I only wish I knew about this activity when we lived overseas. I could have really logged some great caches then. I guess I will just have to start over and go back to revisit those places again!

Really Glad to Pop.

2011-08-21T19:39:00.000-06:00

Williams-Sonoma Toaster Pastry Press

Click the above link to learn more.

After my last visit to Nickel Diner in Los Angeles, I was obsessed about my incredible poptart that I had for dessert. I vowed to make them at home and soon. When I saw that Williams-Sonoma had a press, and that Dave and I were venturing that way for dinner and movie, I took the opportunity to pick one up and have some fun with it.

I used the recipe that came with the packaging.

Basically a pie crust dough with 2 tablespoons of sugar added. The fillings you can use are endless, but I used a simple mixed berry jam.

I rolled the crust 1/8 of an inch thick, and then cut them with the wider cutter. Then I added one tablespoon of jam to the middle

I spread the jam to within 1/2 inch of the edges.

And used an egg wash on the edges. I placed the tops onto the poptart and used the smaller part of the kit to "Press" the edges together. I could have used a fork, but then I wouldn't have the crimped edges, and it would have taken longer to fork all the edges.

I used the egg wash on the tops and then baked them for 30 minutes, rotating 1/2 way though the time.

I iced them, fast cause Dave was snooping around all hungry-like, so they are not the neatest looking things. The ones at Nickel Diner had the royal icing and sprinkles on them, and it blew them out of the water! I will do that next time. I am also going to experiment with fillings. These turned out really good, and everyone loved them. Everyone being Jordan and Dave.

Diary of a Sad Addiction

2011-08-08T00:49:00.000-06:00

It all started when an acquaintance from church who is no longer even on my friends list (no idea where she lives now), sent me an invitation to cook and create fun recipes in my own cyber kitchen. Wow! What 's not to love about that? (However, I must say I thought I would really be creating real and usable recipes.) But I joined none- the- less and thus began my downward spiral toward online gaming addiction. I didn't use money, I didn't use drugs, but what i did use was my time. Countless hours upon hours of used up time.

The Hook

You start out with this tiny little 3 stove kitchen and you have money that they give you like, a thousand dollars. You cook burgers and guacamole, and even a fruit plate. As you successfully cook the quantities needed you are magically gifted with more money, and you unlike more recipes that give you more money, and more unlocked recipes. It is so fun!!! You then simply begin to improve upon your little kitchen, and then you being to recruit other people. You get your own family involved, they get hooked on the fun of the whole thing too. Then the more your social network grows in the game, the more your rewards and the faster you advance in the game.

Advancing

The addiction, I discovered in TIME magazine, is seriously and deliberately built into the game. Zynga Corp, the people behind a big series of games for FaceBook, literally hires a psychologist who counsels the engineers on how to make the game addicting to the user. They make it fun though. You win all kinds of special prizes and privileges. You make your friends happy, and they become real good buddies. You are one big happy family and you are tight with each other. I was even the master of my husband and daughters kitchens. I did their kitchens to further my own play. And further it I did. I was at the top of my friends list and around 100,000,000 it cafe coins. You name it, I could buy it. I was able to have so much game, that I was waiting for Cafe World to catch up with me..... A pretty heady feeling. I appreciate that CW was in it for their own good. They are in the business of making money.

The End

When my life revolved around the cyber kitchen, when I spent countless hours working on three horrid kitchens and groaning every-time I had to go through the endless steps of cooking, and listening to my family prod and encourage me to break the endless cycle of addiction, I decided to close it out cold turkey. Ha, get the pun. Ta ta Cafe World, may you never darken my computer screen again.

Glad-man Gardens

2011-07-15T23:13:00.000-06:00

Add a hose and a man/child and what do you get? A really nice garden and a...man/child.

Dave and I built this stone porch, and added greenery and water, Dave has done most of the work. Mother Nature has added the various touches here and there too.

I like the stars and stripes whirly-gig.

I love this pot. I love the plants too. Nice job Dave.

There are nice surprises in every corner of our garden.

Here the creeping myrtle has taken over this section and it looks like my little pond is floating in it's own section of another green pond!

I seriously hope you will stop by and sit a spell and enjoy our garden with us.

Best Biscuits Ever

2011-07-06T19:38:00.000-06:00

I love really good biscuits. They are so easy to make, and it only takes about 6 ingredients. There are as many recipes as there are bakers, and I like to pretend I am a Southerner sometimes, so I don't use a recipe unless I am shooting for a special biscuit. This is one that I put in the oven with about 10 minutes prep. time, I doubled it in my head. I must admit that it is loaded with fat, as most good biscuits are, hence the good color of the tops.

Cut in the shortening well. I found a pastry blender at a second hand store for about $1.00.
I like Kosher salt.
Use a sharp round cutter. Not a glass (they won't raise as high because of the dullness of the glass.) Williams Sonoma has a wonderful set of cutters for about $12.00.
When you cut the biscuit, go straight down with the cutter, or they might raise lopsided.
The biscuits should not touch each other.
The oven should be nice and hot. 425F.

My Basic recipe
2 cups all purpose,unbleached flour, plus extra for dusting the counter, and your rolling pin.
1/2 cup shortening
1/2 tsp. Kosher salt
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder, fresh, under 6 months old
1/2 cup heavy cream
ice water

Working in a medium bowl, cut the shortening into the flour, salt and baking powder until small pea size. Stir in the heavy cream and enough water for the dough to pull together when stirring, about 1/2-2/3 cup more. Knead the dough in the bowl with one hand while holding onto the bowl with the other about 10 times. Let the dough rest on a floured counter for as long as it takes for you to clean up the dishes.
Roll out the dough 3/4 inch thick. Cut the biscuits with sharp cutter to your desired circumference, pressing straight down, DO NOT TWIST. Place the biscuits on parchment paper and bake 425F. for approximately 20-22 minutes, until nice golden brown on top.

As you perfect your biscuit prowess, you will want to add herbs like sage or chives. You can also make the Red Lobster biscuits with sharp cheddar and garlic butter on top. I have also substituted 1 cup buttermilk, which will cut back on the fat, but they won't look as good.

Glad for Mexicans

2011-07-02T02:52:00.000-06:00

I like any culture that celebrates with color.

Especially my own Mexican Heritage.

I also like the many statements that make us unique

And do I really need to mention my love for the guitar?

Look at the cute little huaraches!!

Click on this link to learn more about Olvera Street. Olvera Street is a fun place to visit when in Los Angeles. I love the mercado like atmosphere of the shops and taquerias on the block. Los Angeles was settled by Mexico, by Mexicans, and this is the place. Los Angeles is full of Mexican-Americans, not Hispanics, but Mexican-Americans (or Americans of Mexican descent.) Many of which have been Norte Americanos long before their European descended neighbors.

It is an old city,not however, as old as my ancestral home of Santa Fe, NM.

When I visit L.A. I like to get taquitos at Juanita's at Olvera Street. They are made to order and served with a spicy hot Avocado sauce. I drink it up!

It is this teeny tiny stall with about 8 tables.

Olvera Street is easily reached from my daughters home in Pasadena, by taking the Metro Rail Gold Line to Union Station. Go out the front door and across the street and you are there~

What?!! An UnPrepared Kitchen??

2011-06-29T00:40:00.000-06:00

So I came to Pasadena to rescue my poor, poor daughter. We rescued ourselves tonight after the big test in her BIOMEDICAL STATS class mid-term with a trip to COLDSTONE. Oh yeah!! I had the Gotta Have It Size Coffee Lovers; oh how I love the feel of that ice cream melting between my fingers!

So anyway. All week poor Malaina has been stressed with a test. Well she's a student, and education comes first, and cooking comes second. We all know that a home cook has better control over their diet, than if they ate at fast food all the time, but poor Malaina had not been taking care of her own culinary needs.

Since she is my child I just assumed that such a talent was naturally and genetically inherited. But no, we all have different talents don't we? And some of us need to develop new talents with the help of others. So with just a few gentle touches--Mother hen has taken care of baby chick with about 50 dollars and some lamination. I had to be careful not to purchase too much. She has a tiny studio apartment, so space is of the essence.

Balloon Whisk 20.00 (Kuhn Rikon)

Pepper-mill and prep bowl for salt 16.00.

Two tiered kitchen stand 11.00.

I also put together several weeks worth of menus with page number references and grocery lists. Some people actually need help like this. It never occurred to me that a woman with Malaina's smarts would not know how to do this. I am sure she is not the only one. 4.00 ( I must try to get a job as an occupational therapists aid, or a personal organizer).

Then I found a really great health book that holds the menus and fits ever so cleverly in her car so she can dash into the store.

Merry Christmas Malaina, there really is a Momma Claus. It makes me feel good to be needed by my daughter.

Summer Time is Statistics Time!

2011-06-27T02:25:00.000-06:00

So Malaina has this nasty Biomedical Statistics test. Ugh. One of her goals is to go to the library to study. It is supposed to help her with her concentration. So off we go to the fabulous Pasadena Public Library. Built in 1927, and designed by a famous Southern California architect named Myron Hunt, the interior is original complete with the cork flooring and oak furniture, and paneling.

I really like the above photo. Can you tell how busy I am? I am actually taking up a seriously in demand electric plug and playing Cafe World and watching The Godfather at the same time. And of course you cannot help but notice my beautiful man, Jon Bon Jovi, watching over me, keeping me safe from the lunatics who haunt the library on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Malaina is pretty busy on her Mac checking her FB status. But seriously she is working on her real job, Statistics. Ugh.

Tomorrow off to historic Old Town Pasadena...........

Why do you think I am Glad????

2011-06-25T04:16:00.000-06:00

Nickel Diner, Downtown L.A.

(If you click on the above link, you will go to a really cool blog. I think you might be interested in navigating yourself to this spot when you find yourself in Los Angeles.)

I didn't want to bother the other diners at the diner by using a flash here, so hence the grainy photos. When this burger came to the table, I almost sent it back. I had no idea how I would get my mouth around it, but I tasted an onion ring and kept the plate close by. I have discovered that my mouth is plenty big enough to handle this burger. (And as my friends know, plenty big enough to handle most any situation.)

I am glad because the food here was so yum, and affordable.

This is some sort of weird dessert that Malaina ordered. When I go out to dinner, I always order a dessert that is different from my companion diner, then I can eat different desserts.

I ordered this homemade strawerry pop-tart. I HAVE to find the recipe and create it at home, it was delish!!! The chef nailed the icing, sprinkles and then topped it off with dehydrated strawberries

So Malaina's good friend Lisa knows L.A. like the back of her hand. Every single neighborhood and just about every single restaurant, or diner, so thanks Lisa for carting us around!!!

Go to this restaurant if you:

don't mind a handsome/grungy tattooed, slightly stoned waiter.
a dark dingy homely street.
like good food.
want to hear scary people fighting with each other.
appreciate street musicians. (We talked to a guy who played drums Miles Davis.)
enjoy a noisy, fun, interesting, vintage diner!!!

Glad for Fair Oaks Soda Fountain

2011-06-24T00:50:00.000-06:00

If you don't want to put on 5 pounds, DO NOT READ THIS POST!!!!

As luck would have it, I happened into the charming little burg of South Pasadena. It is just off the Gold Line Mission stop of the L.A. Metro system. A town lost in the era of the early 20th century. So lost that there is still a compound pharmacy and a real soda fountain in the town. Can anyone tell me if there is another place like this left in America?

A soda fountain with bar stools, girls in skirts and pumps, girls with bobbie socks, and a charming vintage tiled floor,

..and Soda Jerks behind the counter.

The city of South Pasadena is smart to keep its nearly 100 year old landmark intact.

I am smart to eat there. My tuna on rye and my chocolate soda certainly filled me up to the brim of my throat.

This nice lady let me grab this photo of the banana split she was just about to share with her husband of 33 years. She told me that they had moved away, but when they were in town, this was the first place they came. I know I will be hitting this spot next week before I leave town.

The End, Fini, Fin, Adios. until next week.

Roses make me GLAD

2011-06-16T19:51:00.000-06:00

My hubby loves to garden. Would you just look at this rose he plucked for me today? He gave it to me with a kiss and a smile. If only I could invent a way to make the smell convert fiber optically.

Now to keep it really real, here is another version of same rose and a bit more realistic and less romantic. But 100 % Dave. Ah, boys will be boys.

Gladly Home Alone

2011-06-15T19:44:00.001-06:00

Dave and I are having more and more chances to practice being empty- nester's. We are sitting here watching the Stanley Cup Hockey Final. Or rather, Dave is watching the final and running out between periods to water or clip a hedge, and I am playing on the computer. Christina has gone off to a concert with her boyfriend, Jordan is at school then off with her boyfriend, Malaina is permanently (sob) off in L.A. finding a cure for Alzheimer's. My husband and I have so much to talk aboot (deliberate Canadian accent).

Did you know that the Vancouver Canuck Goalee a man named Roberto Luongo, pictured above has broken the "Goalee Union"? Apparently he gave negative commentary about the Boston Bruin goalee Tim Thomas. A big no-no
Then in the very next game, the above goalee was yanked from the game because he sucked.
Then tonight is game 7 so we shall see who wins the most important game of the Spring/Summer.
I have found out that all four of our sprinkler valves to the sprinkler system are working now!
But most importantly, he told me tonight that when he saw my picture in my most recent post, his heart went flitter/flutter, and he said he thinks I am still beautiful. WOW! I think I am going to like this empty nest business:)))

See? Dave and I have communicated so well tonight that we have revitalized our marriage with just a few nice words and a hockey game. Yipee!!

Glad for Sunscreen

2011-06-06T12:05:00.002-06:00

My mother is getting ready for dying. How can this be? Well she is giving me things, like letters, and old photos of myself. I have begged her to stop giving me things. "Mom!, my house is tiny, I have been married for 26 years, we have so much stuff; I don't have room for ANYMORE!" Well, this is what she gave me. Yellowed copies of my wedding day photos. I have taken this one, and fixed the colors and and added the date on Photoshop.

As Jordan and I were looking at this, we both commented on how little I have changed. Yes, I am heavier, and I am proud of the gray hair, but I don't think my teeth have yellowed,(no coffee, no smoking) and I have to say I don't have any wrinkles. (hats, and spf 15) As I thought about whether or not to post these feelings of my appearance, I thought "why not"? Why shouldn't a woman of my years give herself a big old pat on the back? I don't think it is wrong to be happy in my own skin. Skin that is fabulously supple and young... hee hee.

Glad for 6th Grade

2011-05-31T01:08:00.000-06:00

There are not many kids who can say they have had the same 6th grade teacher. This particular teacher has been at all the educational milestones too. This is Christina's high school graduation, and Ron was there at our party for Malaina's graduation from college. Ron Firmage was a very instrumental piece to the Glad girls childhood. He really had lots of interests that he shared with the girls. He really liked insects. They had to do bug collections and learn the different classifications of insects. Malaina refused to kill the bugs, so he allowed her to sketch them instead and put a spiral book together that we laminated, we still have it. He also allowed Jordan and her friend Ashley to read the NSYNC Story, over and over and over as their books of choice. I was his personal Schoolastic "secretary". I sent out the book orders, handled the money, and bought books for the class. Just doing that one chore for him really gave me an appreciation of his dedication to the kids. It was a lot of work!

He liked to read out loud to the class. They read some real thrillers of survival by Gary Paulson, and others. There is a special spirit a good teacher has. They have to love children, have patience and be devoted to learning. Unfortunately Ron does not teach anymore. He works at the administrative level now. The No Child Left Behind act has taken all the fun out of learning and teaching. No more scuba diving, camping, or trips to Goblin Valley. I think it is a shame that good teachers are leaving teaching because of some silly George Bush law. But that is another story.

Christina + work = Amazing

2011-05-05T02:50:00.000-06:00

Okay, I cannot hold back my bragging rights anymore. I do not want to post it on Facebook, but I can do it here.

Christina will be graduating here in about 3 weeks. She has worked so hard during high school to get good grades. She has received the Presidential Multicultural Scholarship from Southern Utah University. A four year merit based award. Yes! Payoffs at last!

She is graduating with High Honors! A much deserved reward. She was involved for several years in sports too. It was not easy and sometimes the coaches were very difficult, but she stuck with it and gave it her all, and is a much loved teammate to her friends.

Christina earned her Young Womanhood Recognition Award in 9th grade. She loved working on all the goals. She finished all 6 years at Young Woman's Camp and came to dearly love and be loved by the Stake Leaders. She and her boyfriend Brandon have become dear friends and respect each other and their values very much. We love and trust them both to make good decisions.

I think for me, the greatest achievement for Christina is the fact that she is going to be a Seminary Graduate. Having gone through early morning seminary myself, I know that the only difficulty to getting there is not wanting to get up! But at PHS, Seminary is held during the day. The temptations to skip are many! As, one can imagine, boyfriends, homework, long lunches,

etc... seem to make it easy to skip Seminary. She made up lots of days missed because of sickness, etc, and her dedication to Seminary has helped her to grow by leaps and bounds. Our Stake Young Women's president has recommended Christina to be one of 2 youth speakers at graduation, the other coming from the Young Men. Christina had to be vetted and approved by Stake leaders. She is the most outstanding woman I have ever met. Other than her two older sisters, that is.

Color me Glad

2011-03-26T21:24:00.001-06:00

The Glads are obsessed with all things of India. Chicken Masala, Chicken Tikka, Lamb Vindaloo. Ganesha the Elephant god is a personal favorite. I think he started my obsession with elephants. But, more on that in another blog. We love Bollywood, and especially Shahrukh Khan, the worlds most famous movie star (per capita).

We adore India and Indian festivals. One of the tamer festivals is the Festival of Colors or Holi festival. The "Holi Festival" is a traditional Indian holiday marking the end of winter and the beginning of spring. It's celebrated with lots of color and lots of music and celebrated in ....wait for it..... wait for it...none other than Spanish Fork, Utah!

Yes, we have a Krishna Temple in Utah County.

Lord Krishna is one of the incarnations of Lord Vishnu.

I love Indian god art. I realize it could be quite uncomfortable for many to look at. It is quite graphic isn't it? Everything in the art is symbolic. Malaina could give a very good description of this. When we lived in Malaysia we studied from the following book as a family about the major religions of the area. It is really quite fascinating.

My daughter Jordan went to the celebration today with her friends. Here are some fun photos:

I LUV the above photo. It is the famous Jordan scowl-smile. A rare thing to capture on camera. Is it a smile or a scowl?

I love all the world and all it has to offer. I am happy a part of India is alive and well in Utah County. Namaste....

Karma and the Orange Scarf.

2011-02-27T22:59:00.000-07:00

So my mother gave me a shoe box full of beautiful scarves that my grandmother collected throughout her life. I was very excited to get those. I am a scarf lover, I love them dearly!!! But I remember my grandmother always had a scarf. A classy scarf on her stylish head or around her neck. She had Vera scarves, and some that she made. Amongst these scarves was an incredible orange scarf that had no equal. It was orange, blue, green, and oh so classy. The one shown above does not even compare to it.

Well one night after the opera (wearing grandmas orange scarf), we went out for a late bite to eat at "Lucky Boy's" in Pasadena. It was late and the restaurant was full of colorful people. One such girl walked in and she was wearing the shortest skirt ever, her poor bottom was hanging out. I thought I would sneak a photo, you know like they do in "Glamour" magazine that they label as "glamour do's and don'ts." I was so sneaky, but I forgot to turn off the flash. I took the picture &^%wham@&^ the flash went off right there on her behind!! I wished that a hole had opened in the floor and I could have fallen in.

In the meantime... I had taken off the orange scarf to avoid getting grease on the scarf! (Look at the food!! It is greasy!!) I notedly put the scarf on the booth next to me and then said to myself,"don't forget the scarf." Well after I took the flash photography, and I was so mortified for my behavior, we hurriedly left. Two days later I realized, I left the scarf sitting there in the booth. I think Karma had come around to bite me and give me a kick for my bad behavior. I truly hope the girl with the short dress has the scarf and is taking good care of it. My behavior was boorish and you deserve it.

Grads are Glad

2011-02-24T14:38:00.000-07:00

As difficult as it might be to contemplate this mega movie visionary, and petty tyrant was also a philanthropist to the USC Keck School of Medicine. Not many people have not seen a MGM movie or heard a song by the recording branch of that empire; but, I wonder how many of us have benefited from the people who learned at this school, and have gone on to teach others what they know?

Well, my daughter and her friends shown here, are a few of the new generation learning at this school. Right now Malaina and her friends are worrying about their next and final rotations before they pick a specialty to study and attain their Ph.D's. Come on kids, you have one more day!

I find it interesting that at any level of academia, there is a beginner class. When you are a senior in High School, woman, you are the queen. You have the best lockers, best parking, a Senior courtyard, etc. But even in Medical School, there is pecking order. The Grad School kids are relegated to the window seats and the farthest away parking lots. The other more advanced students have their seats at better tables and covered parking.

Do you remember the "Friends" episode where Ross and Joey worked at the same museum, but because of their status, they pretended they didn't know each other, or eat at the same table. Ha! It is kind of the same thing at the USC Medical School cafeteria. I got a kick out of that.

Malaina is working at a lab located in the USC School of Pharmacy. The lab and the Professor of the group are trying to localize hormones and genes in women that cause Alzheimer's. I am sure there is more to it than that explanation, but I write what I understand.

I am so grateful that my daughter has used her brains to excel in the Medical field. Thanks to USC for picking a super great girl to give an education to. Blessedly she is thriving with good friends, and not killing herself too bad yet. Right now she does not have to do much writing or any publishing, but that is coming. Malaina is an excellent author, but she tends to procrastinate, I hope she keeps it to herself. I might stress too much when I eventually hear the anxiety in her voice when she calls home. Then there might be no Glad sleeping at my house!

This is a Modest Blog

2011-02-07T23:02:00.001-07:00

So one of the bridal stores in the mall held a fashion show. Christina was asked by her friend Krystina to be one of the models representing Provo High School. The whole idea was to showcase modest prom dresses. Just look at the following examples. Yes, they cover the shoulder and the cleavage. Yes, they cover the back and the legs. And yes, they are darling dresses.

Christina will make a lovely prom date.

My Funny Valentine Gift

2011-02-02T20:27:00.002-07:00

Moschino Funny

Moschino Funny
To buy, click the words above.

My husband got on an elevator last Valentine season and smelled a really good smelling lady. Hmmm should I be worried? Never!!! He asked her what scent she was wearing and then went right online and bought me some.(romantic) I have to say, I have lots of lovely perfumes from Chanel No.5 to Dolce & Gabbana's The One Rose., But I love, love, love my Moschino isn't that "Funny"?

Fragrance Description: Moschino Funny Perfume by Moschino, A mischievous floral/fruity scent for women composed of top notes of seville orange, pink pepper, red currant; heart notes of jasmine, peony, violet, green tea with a base of amber, cedar, musk. The lighthearted bottle with blue tinted scent adds to the lively experience.

Guys and gals, be a good Valentine and go get some of this yummy stuff.

I found this fascinating article on fragrance lingo:

Perfume Making - Fragrance Notes And Accord Explained

Author:

Remy Baker
What Are Fragrance Notes?
Perfumes are made up of different fragrance notes that come together in accords to form the aromatic framework of the blend.
For the average person, it’s difficult to pinpoint the exact scent structure and content of a fragrance note. This is because each note is usually made up of so many components that it’s impossible for the lay person to work out the content.
The only way to establish the full note structure of a perfume will require you having access to the original formula chemical analysis of the blend.
The perfume notes of fragrances or aroma oils are broken down into three sections. These sections represent the different stages in the life of the perfume; from when it is freshly applied, through its dry down, through to the final evaporation stage.
Top Note
This is the first phase of a perfume\'s life and plays a major part in the first impact the scent makes. It forms a perfume’s initial impression.
This phase uses volatile fragrance materials that are vibrant and diffusive to provide the initial impact of the perfume, which then leads you into the heart of the scent. Common examples are spicy and citrus notes.
In short, they are the notes you smell first when you apply your perfume and the first components of the blend to evaporate.
Middle Note
This is the intermediate phase of a perfume, where the aromatic raw materials with less volatility than the top note produce the bouquet for the body of the fragrance.
Also known as the heart of a perfume, they emerge after the top note, last longer and slow down or mask the emergence of the sometimes overpowering base notes.
They add balance and complexity to blends, helping the perfumer to create beautiful perfumes.
Base Note
These notes are the final part and the most long lasting components of a perfume blend.
They are the fixative ingredients in a fragrance that provide tenacity and keep the top and middle notes from fading too quickly.
When making perfumes it’s important to get this part right because these notes can easily dominate the overall fragrance of the blend.
In a perfume, the base note appear after the evaporation of the top note, it shows itself through the veil of the middle note. Emerging slowly from the heart note, it reveals its full character in the final phase or dry down of the perfume.

What are Perfume Accords?
These are the combinations of aromatic notes that form the basic structure in perfumes.
Different aromas are blended together to form totally new scents that make up the formula or structure of a perfume.
Think of a perfume accord in comparable terms to different herbs used in cooking. When the herbs are added to other random ingredients, different recipes, flavours and smells are created.
In the composition process of creating perfumes, different scenting additives like aroma chemicals, fragrance oils and essential oils might be used in different combinations to create new odors.
This process of combining perfume accords is the building block of a fragrance.
Perfume making is really interesting and an easy skill to learn.
Making perfumes by combining different accords or fragrance notes is fascinating. You can make your own perfumes or even earn from home by selling your blends.
Article Source: http://www.articlesbase.com/home-business-articles/perfume-making-fragrance-notes-and-accord-explained-1556449.html
About the Author
Remy Baker is a successful perfume maker/entrepreneur. She is the author of Scent2Riches, a perfume making from home guide. The manual shows people how to make perfumes for next to nothing and sell their blends for big bucks, from the comfort of their homes.

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My Glamour Shot.

2011-01-24T01:27:00.000-07:00

My friend Maria posted a really pretty picture of her that she took when she was younger. I was offically 45 in this shot. My friend Kanthi said I look like a Chinese movie star!!! Wow !

I wish I had done some glamour shots when I was younger. Advice to friends get it done in your 30's.


Glamour shot after a Lancome makeover.

Let me lower the lights.

2010-11-15T13:48:00.001-07:00

Two really funny SNL skits, that I found just a tad bit too racy for Facebook, but funny none the less. People, we really have to know what is happening in the world today, but it is nice to just forget propriety and laugh.
Click on the links below:

G-20 Cold Open 2009

G-20 Cold Open 2010

Are you giggling yet?

A Day in the Life of My Scientist

2010-10-12T03:00:00.000-06:00

Malaina needs to use big girl words now that she is an official Ph.D grad student. Malaina works in the lab of a really famous Dr. , only I can't remember his name. She is fortunate that she only has two classes, but they are extremely hard!!! Like in the 700's hard.

Malaina works in an amazing time for scientific advancement. She tried several times to explain it to me, but I only got the gist.

I like how Malaina has to use her special id to use the elevator and get into buildings. It is super top secret.

Malaina is growing e-coli bacteria, very hush-hush.

Malaina wears a white lab coat and everything! She uses those tools like they do on CSI.

And here is Malaina's corner of the lab. They gave her a small desk with a real computer of her very own to use! I love that. They care about my girl.

She told me not to touch anything or I would get cancer. I did not touch!!!

Sponges and Chop Houses and a Fox

2010-10-09T00:53:00.000-06:00

So tonight Malaina and I went to the Arroyo Chop House in Pasadena tonight. It is L.A. Dine Out weekend, and I was impressed to make a reservation at the only restaurant in all of L.A. that serves Prime USDA beef. All participating restaurants have to have a 44 dollar menu. Oh boy, we picked the right place to go. We had the most incredible steak we had EVER tasted; not a single piece of gristle, fork tender, and cooked to perfection. I have to say, the chocolate souffle' was so wonderful, and large, that it was enough to share. So Malaina had two desserts, cheesecake and my souffle'. We will be back Arroyo people!

It was also Pasadena Art Night Out. There were many locations of local and regional art to peruse. Malaina was cranky tonight, but she went along with my plan anyway. We began at the Art Center of Graphic Design in the beautiful hillside of Pasadena. There was a brilliant display of art in the graphic sense. Items that could be marketed for sale, and new ways to look at everyday products. For example, there was a great idea for reusable packaging. It was dishwasher friendly and completely "green". Why hasn't anybody invented that before? However there was one piece of art Malaina and I couldn't quite understand. It was a household sponge, laser cut into the exact replication of a female vulva. Hmm.. as we thought about this sponge all night long we wondered what the creator was thinking. Was there some correlation between the sponge and the female genitalia, that he was trying to connect? Did he think the sponge was a cleaning product that needed to clean up the dirty state of the human psyche? Did the sponge and it's human shape represent that a woman's place is in the kitchen/laundry room? Or did the artist resent women and their ability to "soak up like a sponge " the life juices of creativity out of his everyday existence ?

And thus we ended the day watching the "Fantastic Mr. Fox". The way Malaina drove home down the hillside after the sponge incident, we were lucky we didn't kill any foxes along the way.

Fantasy Land

2010-09-20T23:09:00.001-06:00

So we had an eventful summer, filled with mad characters!

(Where else but Vegas?)

It may look like he is copping a feel, but it was only fantasy baby, yeah!


Here we are at the LanDesk company picnic at Lagoon. Double dating with Tiny and Brandon.

Christina turned 18 a few days into September. She got lots of goodies from Malaina.

I felt it was important for Christina to have a special piece of jewelry to remind her of number 18.

Christina needs to know all her dreams can come true, and she is indeed a princess. I fell in love with this Cinderella coach at a shop in Disneyland. The wheels even turn!!

Cure for What Ails Ye.

2010-09-01T04:54:00.000-06:00

I found this "Arthritis Remedy" in a cookbook that belonged to my husbands great grandmother.
Circa 1945-50?

I hope this helps you somehow. Love and be happy.

2010-08-12T14:50:00.001-06:00

Dave and Cindy and the U-Haul

If you do nothing else with this blog today, please watch the video I have linked above.

It is so typical of Dave's and my relationship. We have just eaten Mexican food and we need the tums that Malaina has packed away, in the back of the U-haul. We locate them and Dave trouble getting the sliding door down. He is fighting and cussing trying to put the trailer door down. I suggest he move one piece of a box that is sticking out and say, "I think all you need to do is move this piece of box." He says sarcastically, "Oh is that all I Need to DO?", See for yourself.

We got lots of honks and thumbs up by people who passed us on the way to California with this sign on our tail.

Her apartment is so cute. She has cute Ikea furniture and, rugs etc. I love the private stairway and her cute wall hanging that we got in Cambodia. The view of the courtyard shows her door over her shoulder. Her apartment is the back of the building on the upstairs. It was hard to say good bye, but she is an adult and she deserves all the best. Good for you Malaina!

The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo

2010-08-11T17:50:00.000-06:00

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

I just finished this book. Wow, what a great read!! Get it now!

I found the first chapter mandatory but slow reading. Get past that and then the fun begins. I learned lots about Sweden, but I needed to have a pronunciation primer to help me along. That, and a map. But my imagination took over just fine.

Tiny Tennis Player

2010-07-22T23:18:00.000-06:00

I need to give props to my youngest child. She is starting her senior year at Provo High this fall. She has excellent grades, and is so nice and kind to all she meets. I appreciate her special smile and attitude she brings to our home. Her father and I trust her in all she does. She is taking 2 classes at UVU this summer and is really enjoying all her new friends from this program she is doing. They just went to Donovan's Chop House in SLC, the chef created a special beautiful vegetarian plate just for her. Christina is an active member of PETA and has been a vegetarian since she was 14. (almost 4 years) I love that we both love to catalog shop together. We just got 2 great big boxes in the mail filled with shoes, jeans, shirts, sunglasses, and skirts. We love popcorn, and no bake cookies too.

She loves to head bang with her dad. They have Kiss tickets for October. Her newest form of entertainment is Ghost Stories on TV. The Game Show Network, and I Almost Died, on the Biography channel. We spent all of tonight watching the Bio channel about Motley Crue, Guns and Roses, and Tommy Lee. When the US Open starts in August, we will spend hours upon hours watching tennis. Christina loves Roger Federer, and Raphel Nadal. We watched many hours of FIFA World Cup and Christina loves, loves, loves, all the beautiful Latino men. Her cute boyfriend is half Mexican. So he is Latino enough for her.

Christina has her faults, she does not care for little children. She has no patience for racisits, or people who waste her time at school by not trying hard. She has some anger when she drives, and sometimes uses bad language. But by far, her good out weighs her bad. She is a good Laurel President of the YW in our ward. She was a YCL at camp this year and really grew close with the Stake leaders. I love you Christina.

New Beginnings

2010-07-18T20:38:00.000-06:00

Here is our daughter at her future Alma Mater , USC. We spent a whole day looking for apartments for her. We had several criteria; actually she had several criteria. No roommates, under 900 dollars, security, and parking! It seems like this was not such a hard list to fulfill. Bxxxzz. wrong. She needed to be at least 1/2 an hour from the Medical Center. So she chose cites like Los Feliz, Pasadena, Glendale, and maybe...West Hollywood. All highly in demand for students and all CROWDED. We found some cute studio apartments in Glendale, but the parking was a nightmare.

So we took ourselves back to The Marriott downtown, (No easy feat) and with shaking legs took a swim and got ready for a superb night out at Jar, the classy restaurant by that awesome Master Chef Suzanne Tract, who we didn't meet, but we got to see lots of her!

Here we are really happy after eating our faces off. Our waiter Jeff is an out of work attorney and he gave Malaina his business card in case she needs to contact him. It was nice to have him as a resource. This picture looks like we are drinking booze, but we just had virgin Mojitos and bottled water. Dinner including tip and valet parking was only 250.00. Our daughter was worth it. WTH... it's only money. lol

We finally found a DARLING studio apartment in Pasadena on our last day there. (So we celebrated our success with lunch at Olvera Street above) The criteria was met! Underground gated parking, secure coded entrance, her own stairway, air conditioning, and all utilities included for just about a hundred less than our house payment! She should be able to afford that since she has a living stipend. And, the Freeway is easy to get on and off, she is about 15 miles from the Keck School of Medicine, and best of all, there is a great little market just around the corner where she can buy all her diet cokes!

Yes it's True She is 22

2010-05-27T21:30:00.000-06:00

And she still cannot clean up her own room.

We love you Malaina. All our dreams came true when God created you. You are the perfect daughter, sister and friend. Even though you hate to clean your room.

When you can clean your room I will buy you this hoodie.
And in case you readers don't know....Malaina will be leaving us in August to attend grad. school at USC. She will attend the Medical School there to earn her Ph.D. in Molecular Biology. (or something like that)

Out with the Crap-In with the "S*$t"

2010-04-22T22:31:00.004-06:00

We finally broke down and went green. This old clunker air conditioner has been around since I was in 6th grade. 1974, I was ending my fifth grade year at Divinney Elem, in Lakewood, Colorado. The house we live in was built that year.

We got an excellent deal on this new and improved energy efficient model and we bought a new energy efficient furnace too. We have done our part in celebrating earth day.

God Bless Planet Earth.

Guess Who Does What?

2010-04-22T22:16:00.004-06:00

This is a funny quiz that the manager of this blog thought to put to the test....

Below you will find 2 photos. You must guess who's homework belongs to whom. There will be no clues given. You must deduct the answer for yourself.

Chemisty 481

Cornrows 101

Multiple choice

1. Jordan- Chemistry, Malaina- Cornrows

2.Malaina- Chemistry, Jordan- Cornrows

Leave your answer in the comments section. Do not cheat.

California Here I Come....

2010-04-13T22:32:00.006-06:00

Malaina 21 years ago.

Malaina age 18

Did I mention I was proud of my daughter Malaina? Here is her senior picture taken way back 4 long years ago. She graduated with honors and was 8th in her class. But her class was only 22 kids, so still in the top. But you gotta know what kind of kids she went to school with! They were all over achievers of whom most were Asian, and very competitive! So props for coming in 8th.

Malaina is now finishing up her senior year at Brigham Young University. She is majoring in Biology with a Music Minor. She has played classical guitar since she was 8. Malaina will be 22 in May...hey wait....that's next month!!!!!

Here is a back shot of Malaina studying for some sort of Biology class.

Here is the type of stuff she likes and wants to work on for the rest of her life.
Actually this is just for her plant physiology elective class, or her ecology class or her Organic Bio Chemistry class or something like that. If you have some sort of idea what this stuff is leave a comment.

Malaina was raised the middle child between 2 other sisters. (Who are all kinda cute) This photo was taken about 5 years ago. Malaina is in the pink on the left.

I just wanted to say what a grrreaat daughter she is. She has worked very hard for good grades and now all that is going to start paying off as she moves away from home in August for a 5 year period to attend USC. She will be getting a full scholarship and even a cost of living stipend to help her so she won't have to work as she studies for her Ph.D in Molecular Biology. Malaina has NEVER given us any reason not to trust her. She always makes good choices and I know she will be a great success at the University of Southern California. May the sun always shine and the rain never fall Malaina! (p.s she hates the cold)

Zynga Cafe World Fix

2010-03-29T21:29:00.001-06:00

There are a lot of people who have asked for this fix. Good luck and forward this to them if necessary. Cynthia

Hello Cyntia,

Thank you for contacting Zynga Support.

Cyntia, I am sorry to hear that you are not able to load the game.

Here are a few simple solutions that you can try troubleshooting the issue. In many instances of this issue, clearing the browser and flash cache memory helped many of our customers. Hence, I would strongly recommend that you clear your cache memory as the primary troubleshooting step.

For a detailed explanation on what cache is and why you should clean it, please visit our online web document, http://zynga.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/929. The following web documents will help you in cache memory clearing:

1. How to clear cache:

- Click here: http://zynga.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/49

2. How to clear flash cache:

- Go to http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

- Select the "Delete all sites" button. This will clear old information that your computer may be storing.

3. How to do a full refresh of my browser:

- Hold down the CTRL key and press the F5 button at the same time.

Completing these steps may enable you to quickly resolve your issue and return to your game play. This has helped many of our customers with this issue. If you have cleared your cache memory, and you notice that the issue persists, please follow these steps below.

1. Download the latest flash player, if you are not already currently using it:

- Click here: http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/?promoid=BUIGP

2. Remove the Cafe World application.

- Click here for instructions: http://zynga.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/280

Note: Removing and reinstalling the game within 90 days will not reset the game status or the game progress.

3. Restart your computer.

4. Log back in to your social network and re-add the Cafe World application. You will not lose your progress because your game progress is saved on our servers.

If you continue to experience problems, we will need detailed information to investigate the issue. Please specify us the instructions that you followed and you may also include screenshots to illustrate us the issue. This will help us to understand more about the issue:

1. How to take a screen shot:

- Click here for instructions: http://zynga.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/106

Note: Sometimes, screenshots in BMP file format were sent to us and they were discarded due to file size restrictions. I recommend that you send your screenshot in JPEG file format.

If we can be of any assistance with this issue, please feel free to reply us in detail. You are valued at Zynga and we will strive providing you with effective and consistent support.

Best,

Sandra S
Zynga Customer Support

Customer (Cyntia Gaddis)

03/23/2010 01:20 PM

Heading to Cafe/ Stuck Wallpaper bug.

This bug has caused me to be locked out of my cafe for days. Any fix coming?

Question Reference #100323-009598

Product Level 1:	Café World
Product Level 2:	Facebook
Category Level 1:	Technical
Date Created:	03/23/2010 01:20 PM
Last Updated:	03/23/2010 01:40 PM
Status:	Answered

Hair Matters

2010-03-19T20:39:00.009-06:00

My hair had gotten so long that I was ready to cut it myself. My hairdresser is popular, she is always booked a few weeks out. I was calling, and emailing for a mercy appointment, but it wasn't going to happen.

Finally the day came. Everyone was coming home with pretty hair cuts and color except me

Here is Malaina at a guitar ensemble performance. Note the pretty hair.

Now just look at the new colors of these two lovelies.

I especially like the fire engine red of this sunset photo of Jordan.

Christina looks great as a brunette with blond tips. Just a fabulous cut and color.

Jordan is outraged that I took a picture of her en deshabille' at the Courtyard in St. George last weekend.

And here is the magician, my friend and hairdresser Suzanne Benson Saleem.
You can reach her at the Haven Salon here :
801-379-0540

359 W 100 S Provo, UT 84601

YouTube - Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer

2010-03-10T01:26:00.002-07:00

So it has been almost a month since my last post. I feel I owe and explanation.

Number One. I don't like to post without pictures.

Number Two. My camera got wet.

Number Three. My life has been empty without the camera.

Number Four. And my life has been kinda boring lately.....but

Now that she is fixed and perfect. And now that I have a cool video to post The Glad Housewife is reborn!!!!
YouTube - Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer
Click on the highlighted text above to watch my video.

All good readers of this corny blog know that I am a nut for Jon Bon Jovi. (with good reason, he's a fox) But, he is really an awesome performer. As this amateur video can attest. You will notice people of all ages in this video. On lady was there with her granddaughter. Very nice.

Dave gave me this awesome concert as a Valentine gift, and we really made a weekend out of it. He withdrew money from savings, for me to play with and spend, took me to Wolfgang Puck to eat, and got us a room at the Luxor. What a man.

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Chicken Spaghetti

2010-02-16T21:44:00.001-07:00

Chicken Spaghetti

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Laila

2010-02-16T21:40:00.002-07:00

Laila’s Tips

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My brother is doing promotion for Kroger stores. Here is his new concept featuring Laila Ali. Good job bro!

Happy Day of Love to All

2010-02-13T14:20:00.002-07:00

Christina and her cute guy Brandon celebrate Valentine's day with a cheese pizza. Now that is my kind of gift.

Brandon's mom is always worried about Christina's vegetarianism. She is trying to get her to eat salmon all the time. Her reasoning is..."they are going to die anyway!". So she gave her a chocolate fish to encourage her in giving fish a try.

Now this is the type of fish Christina will eat!

I had to visit the dentist last week and he numbed my upper lip and nose. This is how I looked most of the day. I went all over the mall looking like this. When I got to Macy's the girls up at the shoe counter said I looked like Angelina Jolie, and they liked how I did my lips.

So, on that happy note, I leave you with my cute pucker above and wish you a very happy weekend.

Jazz-tastic Time!!

2010-02-01T23:31:00.003-07:00

Look...Life goes on. Wow! Steve and Dana Daly, old and dear friends from early Intel days invited us to go with them to the Jazz game tonight. Boy, did we need that!!!

The burdens of late, have been postponed at least for now. This is a great photo of me and Dave, the sweetest, studliest guy in the whole arena!!!

Dana is one of those girlfriends that you can say anything to. Nothing is off limits! We first met about 15 years ago when our husbands were financial analysts at Intel in American Fork. We all went to lunch at McDonald's and the rest is history.

Dave now works for Steve at Landesk. They also work out every morning at the gym and they plan on making a big REVEAL of their efforts in the Spring.

Now anyone who knows me and reads this blog, knows I do not go to an event without posting a people watching picture. These ones were too good not to post here. "Way to go, not so hot guy, getting the blond lady to smile at you."

Hope you can see the fun in these photos. It was so nice to spend some rare time with these friends. I appreciate all they have done for us, and the love and care they show.

Tribute for Shawna

2010-01-31T16:35:00.002-07:00

Shawna Barker Rollins
1959-2010

It is said that Shawna never met a stranger. It is true! She was an instant success in the art of "friendly". Shawna was full of mischief, and silliness. We have lots of zany memories of her. A favorite one is when we were spray paining the wrought iron stairs railing in our house black, all of us had black mustaches after it was done. Shawna immediately began imitating Hitler in an almost "Lucille Ball"-esqe fashion. We died laughing. I have pictures of it around here somewhere.

Summertime is going to be hard to get through without her. We loved seeing her in her shorts being pulled by Brody her dog who easily out weighed her by 20 pounds. Well, Shawna is with Brody now' cause he went home 2 months ago.

We are going to miss you dear friend. You are really home now, and I know you are happy there.

Just a Note

2010-01-27T00:25:00.002-07:00

My dear friends, I am in mourning for my darling neighbor who passed away this morning. It has been a terrible last few days for my dear friend and neighbor who is left without his beloved wife. God will is done and she is back at His feet playing with all her little pets she has cared for over the years.

I know my grammar is bad, but my brain is a bit mushy. It is late, and I am heartbroken.
I do have to say that the Lord has been by my side literally holding me up by the elbows. More to follow.But, I will post soon.

Advise Taken

2010-01-21T18:57:00.002-07:00

Today I was given good advise on how to handle some of my OCD thoughts. There is a difference between anxiety, and Obsessive thoughts. Anxiety can be productive, and help you function, or figure out a problem in a healthy manner. Obsession is a great big argument with yourself. Thinking about a problem you have no control over, and then turning it into bigger issues, and then running the record over and over in your brain, and getting no results but more and more obsessive thoughts.

And then there is the dangerous Anxiety that can be debilitating; a total loss of the ability to function in a healthy manner because of limitations/ or expectations you have burdened yourself with through the years. This type of anxiety can lead to many problems. I won't list all of my problems here. But I would like to write down, (with advise from my doc) some of the obsessive thoughts and then put them away for the night.

Today my dear friend, and next door neighbor has had a massive coronary, and has fallen into a coma. Obviously my thoughts are turned to her. My heart is in my throat, and I feel totally helpless. I cannot do a thing to change her health. I cannot fix her heart, or bring her out of her coma. I cannot bring down her blood pressure, or explain to her grandbabies why Grandma is near death. I can pray for Shawna and her dear husband Brad, and I can show them my love, by visiting, and being there for her.

I can only do what I can do; keep a prayer in my heart and turn it over to God. Lord be with my dear friends. Keep Shawna in the hollow of thy hand. Help me to be a good neighbor and to turn my attention toward the care of my family. Lord help me keep my anxiety at a minimum, and my thoughts turned to thee for thy help in dealing with my troubled heart/mind tonight.

Bowl of Blessings

2010-01-20T22:57:00.003-07:00

For many months now I have kept a bowl on the kitchen counter like that pictured above. In fact this is my picture. Sometimes it has cherry tomatoes, sometimes it has grapes, sometimes it has granola bars, or nuts. I have found that my family really uses this bowl. Instead of going for junk food, (which I rarely buy), they are used to these kinds of choices. If they want junk they have to go out of the house to get it.

Now, I still make goodies, and Saturday is free day, I am still addicted to bread and butter, and Oh my gosh, chocolate covered Riesen's candy, that Brandon's mother gave to Jordan for her birthday! I like to pretend that a Michelin star chef is going to ring my doorbell and offer to cook dinner from the ingredients I have on hand. Right now he/she will find the best cheeses, pastas, and veggies. Prime cuts of venison, beef, chicken and pork. Shell fish, nuts and every spice you could possibly want. Oh, and homemade Lemon Curd, and Sage Honey from AdreAnn. Yes!!!

Not to toot my own horn....but TOOT...TOOT.

Thank you dear Lord, for our bounty, and the blessings of plenty, shelter, clean water, medicine, family, health, and LOVE. Heavenly Father please be with those of my brothers and sisters who need thee. In Jesus' name Amen.

Forever Home

2010-01-15T23:02:00.007-07:00

Last weekend Jordan and I snuck away for an awesome weekend to Best Friends. We have come out of mourning for our darling Sugar, and we all felt it was time to adopt 2 new kitties. I feel 2 cats for our family is best, because they can play with each other when we are gone, and if something happens to one of them, one of them is still left to love.

The reason I chose Best Friends to adopt from is because they are a no kill shelter, and I am a member. Unless an animal comes in, in unsurvivable condition, they will rehabilitate and keep the cat in a cattery, like the one shown below. All these cats have free access to indoor and outdoor rooms.

Best Friends Animal Sanctuary

It is located in Kanab, and between them and the BLM they own 43,000 acres that look like this!

The cats are cared for by wonderful cat lovers like the ones in this photo. Our cat Keegan is being loved and bid adieu by these nice people who came in especially just to see him off. The caregivers are angels on earth caring for and loving God's creatures. Some of the conditions some of these cats were found in were deplorable. Some have been beaten, starved, crammed in cages, or abandoned. So when one of their cats is adopted into a Forever Home, it is bittersweet for them. They truly love the cats, and are sad to see them leave, but soooo happy they are going home.
Keegan the gray cat was found in a deserted barn by the US Forest Service along the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. They brought him to Best Friends. The Forest Service thinks he was in that barn for a few days without food or water. Best Friends takes the cat, isolates him for 2 weeks, is given medical care then neutered. He is then put in with the other cats and watched to see how well he integrates. Keegan was thought to be about 8-9 months old. He was a favorite of the caregivers and a loving and sweet boy.
Dean, the orange tabby, was abandoned when he was about 10 days old. He had lots of problems, but was lovingly cared for and socialized and has the most adorable face. It has been fun to welcome these two new boys into our family. We are they type of family who needs pets. The girls and I especially love cats. So thanks goes out to our BEST FRIENDS who rescued these cats so we could bring them home to live with us for many, many years.

This is not a Happy Ending...this is just the Beginning of Happily Ever After.

Eyelids are so Sad

2010-01-02T18:50:00.004-07:00

My mother commented on my sad eyes in some of the last photos I posted. Thanks Mom! It is settled, my 2010 surgery is going to be eyelid surgery!!!!

Eyelid surgery

My father has such saggy eyelids that his vision is impeded by 70% and insurance is going to cover the cost.

I will be tucking money away, and investigating surgeons here in my area. I would like to know what your opinions about cosmetic surgery are. Vote at my poll or leave a comment here.

Aloha and Mahalo Hawaii

2009-12-27T21:23:00.007-07:00

I will let the photo's speak for themselves!

"Comfort" Food and "Joy"-ful Gatherings

2009-12-17T00:11:00.005-07:00

Will you just look at this plate of fabulous-ness that my neighbor sent over!!!!

(piping, steaming hot!)

She is Vietnamese, so I promise, these are the real McCoy of authenticity.
I alone ate 1/2 of this plate. Complete with fish sauce. They were simply awesome and a work of art; folded and crafted with such care and love. No professional chef, could have improved upon these darling pockets of perfection. I mean, look at the presentation alone! Wow!

I never noticed how much my two daughters, on the left, look alike. Other than hair color...they could be .....sisters! Here they are at the church Christmas dinner with Mia.

Here are Jordan and Mia being silly.
Jordan has been helping Stacy everyday after she gets off work.
I don't know who appreciates it more; Jordan for getting to play with the kids, or Stacy for
Having Jordan there to play with the kids.

Malaina and a fellow single's ward member, Matt, did a dry run of a beautiful arrangement of "O Come O Come Emmanuel", for part of the entertainment. I loved it. My daughter is so talented, and pretty, she is minoring in music @ BYU.

I agonized for weeks over my assignment to decorate the church cultural hall. All together this cost $10.00 to do several dozen tables. With the money we saved, we bought poinsettias for a contest give-a-way. I was amazing how many people would not let me cut berries from their bushes or trees. I finally have Leah J. and Foot- Printer's Park (where I poached twigs) for supplying the red berries. Thanks also to my neighbor Brad for not caring that we trimmed his Ponderosa Pines. I also poached pear twigs from guys who were pruning trees at a local Doctor's office complex

I promise that this is the last photo. I really am glad I was involved in the Ward Christmas Party, but, I am glad it is OVER!!!

Give away winner posted here.

2009-12-10T02:32:00.002-07:00

As for the Giveaway. I have chosen anonymous number one. You're right. I am the sucker too. email me with your information...
cgaddisgo@gmail.com

Outrageous Orange

2009-12-10T02:08:00.004-07:00

What is my favorite color??? Duh?

I have been a regular at Pillsbury.com as of late for the recipes. But did you know they carry lots of orange cooking gear? Really cool stuff that is exclusive to them. I don't care for Rachel Ray's show, but her recipes are great, and we both LOVE orange!!!! I know I will cook great food with these lovelies. Everything will taste sooo much better.

Infamy Remembered Here

2009-12-07T00:00:00.001-07:00

Infamy is big word I need to use more often in my vocabulary. ~ DEFINITION HERE ~ The events surrounding one of Japan's most infamous acts and our thrust into World War II will not be forgotten by my family.

Four of my Great Uncles and two of my Great Aunts husbands, and my Grandfather all served in World War II. One of my uncles earned 3 Bronze Stars and flew several missions over Europe, several earned Purple Hearts, one Uncle guarded Nazi prisoners, one Uncle helped liberate France, and my Grandfather Was in Hawaii, and Italy both.

My amazing Great Grandmother stayed home and raised her grandson while his mother my grandmother went to work. My Dad says during the war he remembers running into the kitchen and in a single moment of angst saw his grandmother with her head on the kitchen table. He says that is the only time she showed weakness. Can you imagine.... 4 sons and 2 sons in law in the war at once?!!

So here is to the Greatest Generation. The men and the women who lived through this amazing time in our Nation's history, and for the incredible integrity and patriotism of their example.

Give-away on the Glad's Decorations Dilema

2009-12-02T10:54:00.004-07:00

Yes, the Glad's will be off to the sunny isle of Oahu in just a few short days, does this mean I won't have to put up my tree? Or take the cute as a button Autumn pumpkins off my porch? By a show of hands, you faithful few who still visit here at this blog, comment: Decorate or not to Decorate.
Leave a good comment and you will win a free subscription to Entertainment Weekly.

Everything...AND...the Kitchen Sink!

2009-11-23T23:08:00.004-07:00

The most exciting thing to happen to me this week was that my husband gave me carte blanche at the plumbing department of Home Depot. You can see I chose the most expensive faucet in the store, well almost the most expensive. It is really high up so I can wash all my big fancy kitchen equipment. Ultimately the Glad man knows "happy wife-happy life". He benefits because now I like cooking and cleaning, and this means lots of ummm-good meals for him.

Jordan had lots of fun playing Molly Mormon Homemaker for her nursery kids. She made these darling turkey cookies. She said that all the children, even the very tiny ones understood the concept of "turkey day" with these darlings as rewards. She would not let any child take a cookie until their parent's picked them up, and the minute their parent set foot in the room, they turned and came running back for their turkey cookie.
None were as proud of Brandon as Tiny was for his most excellent performances in William Shakespeare's Henry V. He had lots of lines and is a very good actor. Brava Brandon!
Ouch-a-palooza! Yes, it is as bad as it looks. Tiny has suffered from chronic ingrown toenails for many, many years. She elected to have the procedure done to remove *permanently* the side portions of her nail beds, thus hopefully eliminating the inevitable pus, pain and amount of home surgery's we perform at home.

Whew, there is never a dull moment. I cannot let this day pass without some mention of that blasted Adam Lambert. Fool! What were you thinking???? Did you not think about the young girls and "decent" people who backed you before you imitated sex acts on the AMA?!!! We voted for you, stuck up for you when others hated you!!! To quote P.T Barnum.."There's a sucker born every minute." And this time it was us....and according to your performance you too.

Bon Jovi's single 'We Weren't Born To Follow'

2009-11-21T19:33:00.001-07:00

This is an open invitation to my husband to take me to their concert. The tour begins Feb. 18, 2010. I prefer New York City.
THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT

Corny Craft Idea

2009-11-19T22:34:00.007-07:00

Do you need a cute little craft idea for your Thanksgiving table? Consider this darling Indian Corn favor.

You need:

Reese's Pieces (large bags are at Sam's Club)
Food service disposable gloves (see if Subway will give you half a dozen)
1 package corn husks (In the Mexican foods section of your grocery store)

Soak the corn husks for about 2 hours in cool water and drain or pat dry before use. Cut the fingers off the food service gloves. Fill the fingers with candy, leaving a bit of space to twist them closed and tie them off with a piece of corn husk. Add corn husk as a wrap around or just tear strips off and tie them to the top.

Thin husks work best
The thinner your strips are the cuter they will curl.
The ties will get very tight once they dry.

Please leave remarks if you like this. Our little Activity Day girls who are all 8-9 loved this and made dozens in under an hour.

What a Shock...we avoided.

2009-11-17T22:23:00.005-07:00

This is how Tiny looked earlier today, only her eyes were swollen shut. The ER doc, suspects we avoided anaphylactic shock this time, by the skin of our teeth. We have had a wake up call and it is time to get serious about what we eat.

We have recorded every single thing she ate. I am suspect of nuts. However, Christina is a vegetarian, and has eaten nuts nearly everyday for the past 3 years. Especially this particular version of nuts.I have made an appointment with an immunologist as the future Dr. Malaina recommended. Go type your 3000 word paper on pluthera cells Malaina and leave the doctoring to mom. Of all my children, Tiny has been the most prone to allergies. As a youngster, it was dairy. As a pre-teen, hay-fever began, then a reaction to medicine. Now what?

She is carrying the EPIpen to school tomorrow.

These Little Piggies.....

2009-11-14T23:46:00.003-07:00

......Went to Royal Nails 8

Between us 4 girls we have had HUNDREDS of mani/pedi's. Royal Nails 8 in Pleasant Grove is the best in the valley. Ask for Deedee, Kim or Kimberly. (801) 796-0907
This is a luxury no woman will do without once you have gone.... ever. Our first Pedi's were in Malaysia years ago, and we used to go almost weekly because they were so affordable. Now during the Summer, we go every two/three weeks, and in the Winter maybe once a month. Okay, maybe I go twice a month.

Quick but NEVER Tired

2009-11-13T16:31:00.002-07:00

I never ever get tired of a good quick bread. Here are a few tips for quick bread success.

Follow the recipe exactly. Baking is a science, that being said I don't understand the following rule, but just trust me it works...
If you live in high altitude 4,000 feet or higher, like I do add 3 Tablespoons of flour and 1/2 teaspoon less baking soda or powder to your dry ingredients.
Dust your berries/chips in flour or they will sink to the bottom of the loaf.
Quick breads almost always taste better the next day.
Quick breads slice better when room temperature.
Hand mix, unless the recipe directs, or your bread will be tough.

To get your recipe for the best pumpkin bread in town, follow the links below. Comment and tell Nancy, Cynthia's Blog sent you!

KitchenLane
Autumn Pumpkin Cranberry Quick Bread
by
Nancy Baggett

Radical Red

2009-11-12T23:14:00.008-07:00

Is there really any doubt on who will win Celebrity Apprentice 2010? This woman at left, does not intimidate, speaks with a voice that can crack a bell, has the vocabulary of a diplomat and a sailor, has business acumen of any Harvard Business School professor, and she has the greatest hair I have ever seen on a mature woman!

Dave read a rock and roll book that a major band wrote, where they reminisce about Sharon and how her iron clad claws had a death grip on the Motley Crue boys. They were scared to death of her, and had to beg, literally on hands and knees for "groupie company", because she would not allow them any privileges. Not that I approve of such behavior, but the life she choose was Hard Rock, and she can head bang with ANY old person.

Bret Michaels is also cast as well, she eats boys like him for lunch and spits them out later. Cyndi Lauper, sorry, your true colors will bleed together. Ron Blagojevich, you lie like a dog, and Sharon will pet you like she does her own little band of pups. Curtis Stone? Whaaa? You may be really pretty, but Sharon hates the smell of cooking food, and you will be the first "chaa-eff" ousted. (that is how he pronounces the word "chef".) You can go to Dlisted to see the other Celebrities The Donald has lined up for us this season. I for one will not miss a single episode~

Headline: Glad for Color

2009-11-11T17:18:00.005-07:00

Mild Autumn Brings Wild Color to the Glad Home

"Due to the mild Autumn in Provo, Utah, many of nature's bounty is going through a revival of color," says Mrs. Glad at her west side Provo home. Mrs. Glad credits Mr. Glad's thoughtful planning of his spring plantings of annuals and perennials at the start of the growing season. "We cannot recall a more amazing floral growing season as this one!" stated Mrs. Glad. "I mean the size of this pansy was a shocking surprise when I saw it this afternoon."

Mrs. Glad loves to remind everyone of the amazing miniature roses that came from a sad part of the local Smith's grocery store. She says they took off after her putting them is a very sunny part of the garden. She rarely has to dead head them and they just bloom as fast as they can. "They have quadrupled in size!" exclaimed Glad, "I even revived one that my daughter had nearly killed at her office desk." she laughs.

Mrs. Glad thinks the secret to her lovely garden is the downward slope for drainage, and the strong western sun, for color and re-bloom.

"African daisy's are available in many colors, and they have bloomed for us from Spring to Summer this season." Mrs Glad could hardly believe these daisies kept blooming even after a killing frost, well into November. "I mean, here we are 2 weeks from Thanksgiving and my daisies are having a revival,"chuckled Glad. "Thank heaven, we have been too busy to put our garden to bed this season, or we would have missed all this wonderful color!"
Mrs. Glad wants to remind readers to let leaves rest on the garden bed, to mulch and provide ample insulation to tender plants over the winter.

George Lopez - The View

2009-11-10T13:38:00.001-07:00

If you are a night owl like me, you might enjoy watching Lopez Tonight, on TBS. It is really outrageous and he has a set even cooler than American Idol. Check it out at midnight.

Chimp Kitchen

2009-11-10T13:02:00.006-07:00

Someone requested this recipe, and it so, so, easy I thought it would be something everyone in the whole world should have. We all need a few recipes that are always stocked in our homes for those stinky days when we are losing it... you know what I mean. Are you ready? This is something so easy even a chimp can make it.

Chicken Taco Soup
1 - 13 oz. can drained chicken, such as the kind you buy in bulk at Sam's Club
1 - 11 oz. can diced tomatoes and chiles, such as Rotel
1 - 28 oz. can diced tomatoes
1 - 4 oz. can diced green chiles
1 - 15 oz. can kidney beans
1 - 15 oz. can black beans
1 - 15 oz. whole kernal corn
1 package taco seasoning mix
1 package ranch dressing mix

Suggested toppings: ANYTHING YOU WOULD PUT ON A TACO, including the tortilla chips.

No need to drain anything. Combine it all in a crockpot. Cook on high for 4-6 hours or on low for 2-4 hours. Or you can do like the chimps in my kitchen, and just put it in a pot and heat it for a few minutes.

New Mexican Green Chile Stew

2009-11-08T13:17:00.005-07:00

Green Chile Stew, yes this is how the New Mexican's refer to their famous delicious bowl of heaven. Each family I know makes their Chile Verde, as Coloradans call it, a different way, and each of us thinks theirs is the best. My entire lineage is of Mexican descent, and both my maternal and paternal grandmothers were excellent cooks, but they made no one dish the same. Including the famous Chile Verde. I was taught how to make this dish by my mother, and that is how I will make it until I die. But when I saw this version of New Mexico Green Chile Stew, and saw it was more like a soup than a gravy chile I gave in and tried it. It tastes nothing like the pork gravy version I make, but instead it is more light and soupy for a whole main course. Hatch Green Chile Love is a connector blog post I did on the Green Chile madness that is purely southwestern in origin.

This recipe comes from Saveur Magazine and when I tried to find the references for it I failed. But it is about 10 years old. I have the clipped article about a "Spanish" familiy called the Arellano's and their farm recipes. Some New Mexicans do not like to refer to themselves as Mexican Americans prefering to keep the "Spanish" lineage pure. Barf. Racism within a race if you ask me. If you have been in New Mexico for centuries like my family has, or like the Arellano's claim, somewhere in your family tree, you have mixed with a Mexican, or an Indian. That fact alone makes you a Mexican-American. Seriously.

New Mexican Green Chile Stew
SAVEUR Magazine No.53

8 medium-hot fresh green chiles
2 Tablespoons vegetable oil
1 lb. boneless beef chuck, cut into 1" pieces
Salt
1 medium yellow onion, peeled and coarsely chopped
1 clove garlic, peeled and finely chopped
5 new potatoes, peeled, and halved
2 medium tomatoes, cored and diced
1 tsp. ground cumin

1. Set the the oven rack in top third of the oven and preheat the broiler. Arrange chiles in a single layer on a large baking sheet and broil on each side just until their skin blisters and chars. about 4 minutes per side. Transfer chiles to a medium bowl and cover with plastic wrap, and set aside until cool enough to handle. Using your fingers, peel off skins and remove and discard stems and seeds. Coarsely chop chiles and set aside.

2. Heat oil in a large, heavy-bottomed pot with a tight-fitting lid over medium-high heat. Generously season beef with salt, then add meat to pot and cook, stirring often with a wooden spoon until well browned on all sides, about 5 minutes. Add onions and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, until onions are soft, 5 minutes. Add 3 cups of water, scraping any browned bits stuck to bottom of pot. Reduce heat to medium, partially cover pot, and simmer until meat is tender when pierced with a fork, about 30 minutes.

3. Add potatoes to pot, reduce heat to medium-low, and continue cooking, partially covered, until potatoes are soft, about 20 minutes. Add tomatoes, cumin, reserved chiles, and salt to taste and simmer, completely covered, until meat is very tender when pierced with a fork, about 30 minuets more. adjust seasonings. Serve with warm flour tortillas, if you like. Beware the longer this simmers, the spicier the heat of the chile.

David Letterman - Michael Buble Top Ten

2009-11-04T13:19:00.001-07:00

Please get past the first 35 seconds of this advertisement and watch the brilliance of Buble on the Letterman show. This was last nights show. WATCH!!!!!!!

Blessed be.

2009-11-04T00:49:00.005-07:00

My friend Cari over at time flies is doing her fourth annual Thanksgiving list. She takes 30 days to give thanks over blessings in her life. Well, my last post was rather cleansing....ranting....slightly angry, and I decided to do something similar to Cari, at least for this post.

I am thankful that Aaron Carter and his numbskull dance partner Karina (beef jerky tits...yes, Jordan named them that) Smirnoff, will be voted off DWTS soon. If I have to look at his vein pop out of his forehead, or her boobs pop out of her suit case leather chest, one more time I am going to stroke out.

I am also Thankful that Cari Ann Inaba didn't smack my behind like she did Donny's last night on DWTS. Poor Donny has been "female handled" more that his wife would care to admit. I wonder how many times he has had to ask Kelly Osborne to please stop using the "f" word?

I am thankful I am so forgiving of my neighbor 'cause that dear sweet young thang has brought home another trailer and I am not going to complain for 72 whole hours!!!

*do you get the irony of the trailer in this photo?

I am thankful that this is not a letter I received:

Dear Neighbour.. Sincere apologies for writing to you. However it has been 2 days that a very very annoying pungent of CAT POO smell is coming strongly from your house from the kitchen balcony area. It made me now real sick and now unable to eat my food without feeling wanting to vomit. Kindly look into this and get rid of this smell to ensure that we live harmony as neighbours...and Yes i am really PISSED OFF!

This came from a Malaysian friend via Facebook...she is having her own troubles with her neighbors, and put this letter under the door. Hee hee.

I am thankful that John Curtis is the mayor-elect and there are new city council members ready to replace the old, and tired ones. Other candidates were too partisan to the "Politics as Usual" mumbo jumbo. Although after reading this post, it is doubtful he will be thankful I mentioned him here.

2009-11-02T01:33:00.002-07:00

Who is sick of...

Gail Simmons from Top Chef? Her comments are so boring and her boobs are too "out there". Padma is almost on my s..t (short) list too.

The New York Yankees? They are so arrogant and their stadium ain't that great. A.Rod is a cheater, and for someone who takes steroids, you would think he would have a deeper voice than Tiny does. Yes, I am a sore loser.

Sarah Palin? Tell me again, what is her claim to fame? Didn't she quit her job that she was supposed to be so good at?

Buy American or you suck campaigns? That Chevy dealership in Salt Lake advertises their cars draped in the American Flag. Sorry GM, you should have listened back in the 70's, when everyone wanted you to fix quality, and you turned a deaf ear.I don't know what kinda car this is, but it's ugly.

Mary Murphy? Lady, can you please quit the show, so I can start watching? Listen up producers..put a sock in her already!

Glad Housewife? She ain't to glad today is she? Maybe I need to make some more of those piggy cupcakes and eat them by myself.

Pink Pigs r Cute!

2009-10-31T00:43:00.002-06:00

I bought a recent magazine that had these darling pig cupcakes on the cover. I knew an opportunity would come soon where I could offer them up. We made these for a cake walk at a church Halloween party.

Here is Tiny decorating the frosted cupcakes.

As you can see, even big kids are delighted by these cuties.

This tray came home empty.

I used a strawberry cake mix. I substituted milk for the water to make a more firm cupcake. Frosted them pink, snipped the marshmallow in two. Poked lead holes for the nostrils with a small carving fork, and filled the holes with upside down butterscotch chips. Used mini chips for the eyes, and strawberry wafer cookies cut into triangles for the ears. EASY!

As cute as these cupcakes are the exact polar opposite was this ugly Green Hulk that adorned my front porch. The Glad man LOVES to dress up for Halloween!

Bridges and Rainbows

2009-10-29T23:18:00.007-06:00

Malaina has taken the GRE or the Graduate Record Examination. It is the test that Graduate schools want to see when considering you for a doctorate degree. Malaina will be looking at 10 schools with good Molecular Biology labs to do her graduate work. Needless to say Malaina is run down, sick and tired. But will be graduating in April !

Jordan has moved back home. She is tired of room mates. So she moved in a couple of days ago wearing zebra print shirt, black slacks and heels. We are thrilled to have her and her 9000 pairs of shoes, coats, undies, and dresses back in the house.

We got our precious cats ashes back tonight.

They were returned in a really pretty cedar box. She was also put in a velvet bag with the Rainbow Bridge mentioned. I loved this poem and I think anyone who has lost a pet can appreciate it. You can see her lovely paw print below the poem.

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Author unknown...

Real Food Tastes Best

2009-10-27T21:45:00.003-06:00

You know how some people become addicted to caffeine or tobacco?

The first thing they think of in the morning is their smoke or their cuppa?

They plan their work breaks around the cigarette they are dying to smoke?

Well the newest sensation to hit Facebook is Cafe World. I guess it is not really new by gaming standards, but it has gained just 1.5 million users just today. This game is so easy to play that even a dingbat like me can do it. Basically what you do is run, build and maintain a little cafe by making dishes to serve. You unlock levels and foods etc, as you progress in the game. Zynga, the makers of Cafe World and other popular games would be my suggestion to those looking to invest in a sure thing. Wow, they have made it so easy to get hooked! I actually planned my day around the game today. I ran out to run errands and I knew I had to be back in 54 minutes because that is when my French Onion Soup was going to be ready, and if I missed the window, it would spoil and I would lose out on 4 hours of work.

There is virtually no cost involved in maintaining this game unless you count your happy marriage, your children's school progression, and dinner on your real life dinner table as worthy of losing. I will cook whatever food I have on the stoves in my virtual cafe, get it finished and delete soon. At least in a couple of days or so.....

So it was Opera Night

2009-10-24T19:53:00.006-06:00

Svetlana (also known as Malaina), Jordan and Me have season tickets to the Salt Lake Symphony and Opera.

Last night was Macbeth (also known as "Guilt will Kill Ya") Those of you who have never read Shakespeare's Macbeth, well in a nut shell it is a power-trip by Lady and Lord Macbeth to take the Scottish throne. Guilt eats them alive and they go insane with guilt and eventually die. Utah Opera did a really good job of Verdi's Macbeth. The tenor who played McDuff was very weak sounding however. The costuming was really clever, and I told the girls they should go as "wenches" for Halloween.

We Glad girls always, always go out to eat on Symphony night. We like to try new restaurants that we have never gone to before. Tonight was Thai Lotus, 212 E 500 S. SLC, UT. Well, I always order everything HOT, as in spicy HOT, and at Thai Lotus, they burned all my taste buds down to little nubs. I was sweating, and in lots of pain, but the food was awesome. We had Som Tam (green papaya salad) their version was missing the dried shrimps, too bad. Then we had Ginger Beef, umm.., Then came the Pad Thai, and the Green Curry Chicken. All were very, excellent. I love Thailand and the beautiful men dancers; all the best female dancers are men impersonating women. The most beautiful woman Dave ever saw was a man dressed as a Thai dancer.

I am the second most beautiful woman he ever saw.

Mika - "Blame It On The Girls" Letterman 10/14 (TheAudioPerv.com)

2009-10-21T10:21:00.001-06:00

I think Mika will be the one who takes home all the next Grammy Awards. You can hold me to that!

I adore this kid! I make my kids watch it all the time since I saved it on my satellite hard drive.

Doesn't he remind you of Freddie Mercury? He is such a doll. Adam Lambert look out!

Venison Stew ala Emeril

2009-10-20T22:54:00.005-06:00

Say what you will about Emeril Lagasse. He is really obnoxious, but he can cook some amazing things. I made this tonight for dinner, even Jordan ate it. I have to say I used a "back strap" cut, and it was really tender and nice. I didn't tell them they were eating venison. Then Tiny had to give it away and blow my cover.

Why is it my sins of omission always get ratted out? Could it be I do not know how to keep my mouth shut? Huh? anyway... Don't miss out on this stunner of a recipe. Even if you want to come and get some venison from me. Wait...please come and get some venison from me!!!

Venison Stew from the FoodNetwork and Emeril Lagasse.

Ingredients

3 tablespoons olive oil
2 pounds venison stew meat
1/4 cup flour
Essence, recipe follows
2 cups chopped onions
1 cup chopped celery
1 cup chopped carrots
1 tablespoon chopped garlic
1 cup chopped tomatoes, peeled and seeded
1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
2 bay leaves
1 cup red wine or apple cider *my addition*
4 cups brown stock
Salt and black pepper
Crusty bread Yes, I always make my own crusty artisan bread, Always!!

Directions

In a large pot, over high heat, add the olive oil. In a mixing bowl, toss the venison with flour and Essence. When the oil is hot, sear the meat for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the onions and saute for 2 minutes. Add the celery and carrots. Season with salt and pepper. Saute for 2 minutes. Add the garlic, tomatoes, basil, thyme, and bay leaves to the pan. Season with salt and pepper. Deglaze the pan with the red wine. Add the brown stock. Bring the liquid up to a boil, cover and reduce to a simmer. Simmer the stew for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until the meat is very tender. If the liquid evaporates too much add a little more stock.

Remove the stew from the stove and serve in shallow bowls with crusty bread.

Essence (Emeril's Creole Seasoning):

2 1/2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons garlic powder
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon dried leaf oregano
1 tablespoon dried thyme

Combine all ingredients thoroughly and store in an airtight jar or container.

Yield: about 2/3 cup

Double Trouble

2009-10-18T12:07:00.003-06:00

Here is my oldest friend. We have known each other from the womb. When a friend calls and needs help... you show up! My friend Danese is going through some painful times and called me to go with her on a day of "ESCAPE".

So we loaded the bus, to Deer Hunters Widow's weekdend to Wendover and had some fun.

There was this nasty security guard following us around and telling us to stop taking pictures. I finally told him to get the heck out of our shot and to stop being such a downer. (Only not that nice.)

Here we are doing what we do best together, getting into trouble.

I can never pass up good oportunity for an "artsy" shot. Here I am out side of same casino taking a photo of myself.

I have to say, I had lots of fun. And won lots of money. *grin*

The Many Faces Of "O"

2009-10-15T15:12:00.010-06:00

OH ME, OH MY, I wish that I could buy...
...everything from Ikea that is.

Just look at my new purchase!!!

Orange is the best color on earth!!!!
Passion, Heat, Earth

This man is so disgusted with me interrupting his playoff game.
Ohh, Ohh,Phillies!

I needed something to put my crap, uh, I mean crafts in. My supplies are readily at hand now. I have yarns, and all my batik paints out of boxes that were in my living room for 2 years. I bought a pretty basket to put my sofa cushions in too.

Here is the recent feud with the neighbors.
(Note the ORANGE violation sticker)She hasn't moved the Command Post for 5 days, I called today and put in a complaint. How does one woman have so much stuff? I have a smaller house and more people living in my home and she still has more junk than I do. Just keep it put away please.

I think this is a darling photo of Tiny glowing in the orange ambient light of my new Ikea lamp. Here with her cute boyfriend Brandon.
Retail therapy and blogging, just what the doctor (literally) Ordered.

What the Crap?

2009-10-07T20:15:00.000-06:00

I finally did it. I am not sorry either. I finally made the phone call to Zoning and Nuisance Abatement , and Parking Enforcement about my inconsiderate neighbor. I have tried to do the Christian thing by turning the other cheek. But, since they brought home yet another trailer full of crap to park on the street in front of my house I snapped. I am tired of the carpet on the driveway, the abandoned car and Winnebago in front of the house, the 15 foot storage trailer, and the "Command Post" RV trailer and the antique washing machine, and dilapidated boat decorating the front yard. ENOUGH! Please de-crap your yard!!!!!

Neighbor's should be considerate of each other. Please, get a dumpster and clean out your S*@T. (stuff)
Call a charity and donate your broken down vehicles to them. You will be happier, and so will your neighbors.

In this city, it is illegal to park an unregistered vehicle in your driveway, or on the street. It is illegal to have a trailer or RV on the street that does not move in 72 hours. I think we owe it to ourselves to keep our streets attractive, and show some courtesy to others by doing the same with our yards.

I have a hard time imagining the fancy houses up on the hill or those city council members who live there tolerating such zoning infractions. It is a voting year, do those same council members or mayoral candidates who seek my vote really care about the West-side? I mean do they really? Seriously they have mandated the parking around Brigham Young University. You have to have special passes to even park there. Whoopdeedoo! Who cares? Who really cares about the West-side? Let me hear it!

Do you think I am wrong in calling the city to complain? Vote at the poll on the right.

Hatch Green Chile Love

2009-10-04T17:00:00.000-06:00

I am a true New Mexican American at heart. My cousin Angie has traced some of my maternal lineage back to the French Alps, then to Spain, then with the conquistadors who brought Catholicism to the Northern Mexican territory and became the founders of Santa Fe, the oldest capitol city in North America. Go to Bernallio Cemetery, and I will be related to nearly everyone there. The Spaniards mixed with the Indian people of the area and voila! Here come the Lucero's.

My maternal Grandfather

Same Grandfather as a young man

My Mother and her Mother behind her. My Mom is the young girl in the middle.

Here below are some Hatch green chile's that my parents brought back to me on their recent visit to my sister last week. If you go to New Mexico in September, you will be greeted by the amazing smell of roasting chile WHEREVER YOU GO!!! There is no other perfume like a roasting green chile. All of my Coloradoan cousins know this is a smell of family and hearth and home! My paternal grandparents were settlers of Colorado too. They were there to meet the Mormon settlers who came later to the southern Colorado region. Voila' then came the Suazo's. Suazo is a Basque surname. We have not been as diligent on that side of the family with our genealogy as we should. But it should be easy to follow that name into the past.

Above is the way I roast a multitude of chile. Then I freeze them. When I want to use them I defrost and peel the roasted skin away.

Long Live the Queen

2009-09-30T21:05:00.004-06:00

A tragic thing happened to us today. Our family member of 11 years died of pneumonia. Sugar has been a part of our lives for so long. She has been all over the world, and has fascinated dozens of people with her beauty, personality and girth. We are all in tears at our house, this special cat talked to us, loved us and she let us love her.

Please watch this special memorial to our dearest pet.

Scary Sounds

2009-09-29T18:02:00.003-06:00

We all listen to the radio right? Everyone has their favorite type of music or listening preference. I have gone through stages where I will listen to talk radio exclusively for years. Art Bell from Pahrump, Nevada has given me some of the best listening memories of my life.

One stage in my life,I would drop off newspapers to carriers in the wee hours of the morning. Art Bell and his show Coast to Coast AM, kept me company as he gave creepy reports from area 51 and the aliens who were out to get us, or government conspiracies, chupacabra sightings, and my favorite....ghost stories.

Scene: I was in a remote farm location out north of Payson, UT. It is quiet and pitch black except for my headlights on my truck. The next stop is a split level home, located in the middle of nowhere, I have never been to this stop before, and I noticed there were large hedges on either side of the drive way. On the radio is a creepy ghost story about a haunted school, that neighbors claim the attic lights flicker on and off and they can hear high pitched children's voices singing in the middle of the night.

I am going around the front of the truck feeling creeped out from the dead kiddie ghosts, and I am opening the van's side doors to unload and from over my back, behind the hedges comes the loudest horse whinny I have ever heard in my life "Neeeiiigghhhh!!!!!".....I nearly peed myself on the spot.

Art also used to play the sound from the Siberian hole researchers dug in the 1960's. They put a microphone down the 22 mile long hole and instead of hearing seismic sounds of geological plates moving, they heard the sounds of screaming. They claim it was the hole to hell. Sometimes Art would play it at random, and it used to scare me to death!!! Here is a fun version of it I found on YouTube

Any way, the reason I write about this, my whole purpose of this post is to laugh at an email a friend sent me. It was one of those random thoughts emails where men or women with too much time leave their very observant
Random Thoughts of the Day: Examples

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

3. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks
when they've invented the lighter?

The kicker is this...

5. That's enough, Nickelback.

( Now you older folks won't understand this part)
Nickleback is the joke of the Pop/Alternative Rock world. THEY are so bad. They care nothing about their music, and they are ready for the grave. They make really scary sounds. I kind of got off on a tangent with my other scary sounds examples and this is just a last moment post anyway. Write back if you hate Nickleback.

Flower Power

2009-09-22T17:56:00.003-06:00

As promised, here are some Homecoming photo's of Tiny and her cute guy Brandon. I am so excited to say, we found this dress for 20.00 at Dillards. We added the cute white shoulder shrug, and the grand total for this wearable dress...$40.00

I think it looks very Vera Wang, or Valentino.

Homecoming was fun. They had a good time and they are glad they went.

Can I just give one girls quick take on raising teens? These two kids are proof that teens can stay morally pure, modest, and maintain high ethical and spiritual standards. That being said, I watch them like a hawk. I think Satan is out to get them but he's got to get through me first.

Pasta Caprese is Easy Peasy!!!

2009-09-18T00:34:00.004-06:00

I know, I know, I was supposed to use my new skillet and post about it. But, I got carried away by this most awesome of awesome "almost no cook" pasta dish.

Do you have an excess of :

tomatoes?
belt holes in your belt?
taste buds that need exercise?
bored brain cells?
children who turn their nose up at anything?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions.....well then let's just get on with the fun!

Simply whisk together:
the juice from 2 lemons,
1/4 cup of Extra Virgin olive oil,
1 finely minced clove of garlic
And a minced shallot. Add some salt and pepper and then add 1 1/2 pounds of chopped fresh tomatoes to the vinaigrette.

Let these marinate for no more than 45 minutes at room temperature or until you complete the following:

Dice 12 ounces of FRESH mozzarella cheese. Put it on a plate and freeze for 10 minutes.
Cook 1 pound of tubular pasta, such as ziti, rigatoni, penne etc. in salted water. Drain, and add to the tomatoes, add the semi frozen cheese. Wait 5 minutes then stir in a handful of chopped fresh basil, adjust seasonings with salt, pepper, or sugar. EEEAATTT

The folks at Cook's Illustrated are responsible for my expanding waist line. They really are.

There is no excuse for my lack of a photo here. Except to say. We pigged out and ate this before we thought to photograph. Oink. Okay, I thought to photograph, but I didn't care, and I was afraid they would eat it all gone before I could snap the shot and claim my share.

Out of the Woods and into the Kitchen

2009-09-17T00:19:00.006-06:00

Well, what the heck? It has been so long since I have updated! I have been in Arvada, Colorado with my dear cousin Edie. I am so happy I was able to help her for just a few days. She has been a big sister to me and
I know she will be fine.Speaking of fine. Meet the newest member of my pots and pans family.

Run, don't walk. All-Clad ...the "Cadillac" or at least the "Buick" of cookware has marked down this 12" skillet to the silly price of 89.95. With the lid it is a 180.00 value. All of you foodies out there know this pan retails without the lid for 135.00. This skillet rarely goes on sale and it has a lifetime guarantee. Go now to get this Cook's Illustrated top rated skillet. A must have in my kitchen at least.

metrokitchen.com
offers free shipping.

I will cook something incredible with this skillet tomorrow and return and report. Tune in...

Shameless Plagerism or Is it Publicity?

2009-09-08T14:38:00.002-06:00

I had been staring at this magazine cover below daily. It was haunting me, speaking to me from it's invisible little mouth "Make me, Eat me, Glean compliments from me, Then Make me again!!!" I succumbed to its tempting call. I am humbled once again by BBQ master Steve Raichlin's, mastery of flavor and bbq perfection (visit his blog). You will NOT be disappointed by this winner of a recipe.

I used pork spare ribs.
I used Thai fish sauce. The one in the Yellow label named "Tiparos". Do not dispair or omit this ingredient; that rotten fish smell will disappear, and heaven will be translated into your mouth. If you live close to me come and borrow some of mine. But it is cheap to buy.
Interestingly enough, I had every single ingredient in this recipe on hand, except the fish sauce. Since I took a Thai cooking class while on vacay in Phuket, I was converted to the use of this transforming sauce many years ago, and bought some to keep in the pantry.

So, I made this for company yesterday and it was soooo wonderful. I went to Epicurious, copied the photograph and the recipe and threw them here on my blog. I hope I don't get in trouble for that. I want Epicurious to know that I have been a loyal member of their website for at least 8 years and I have utmost love for their recipes.

Ginger and Honey Baby Back Ribs
from July 2009, Bon Appetit

Ribs and marinade:

2 2 1/4-to 2 1/2-pound baby back pork rib racks, cut into 6-to 7-rib sections
1/4 cup chopped peeled fresh ginger
6 garlic cloves, chopped
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon coarse kosher salt
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons fish sauce (such as nam pla or nuoc nam)*

Dipping sauce:

6 teaspoons coarse kosher salt, divided
6 teaspoons ground white pepper, divided
3 large limes, halved
Nonstick vegetable oil spray

For ribs and marinade:
Place rib racks on work surface. Using small sharp knife, carefully pry papery membrane off underside of each rib section (use caution—it will be slippery). Place ribs on large rimmed baking sheet.

Combine ginger, garlic, sugar, 1 tablespoon coarse salt, and black pepper in processor and puree to blend well. Add honey, soy sauce, and fish sauce and process until blended. Spread spiced marinade on both sides of ribs (about 2 tablespoons marinade per side for each rib section). Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 4 hours. DO AHEAD: Can be made 1 day ahead; baste ribs occasionally with accumulated marinade on baking sheet. Keep chilled.

For dipping sauce:
Place each of 6 very small bowls on each of 6 small plates. Place 1 teaspoon coarse salt and 1 teaspoon ground white pepper in neat mounds side by side in each bowl, then place 1 lime half on plate next to each bowl.

Spray grill rack with nonstick spray. Prepare barbecue (medium heat). Spoon any juices from baking sheet with ribs over ribs before grilling. Place rib racks, rounded (meaty) side down, on grill rack. Grill ribs, uncovered, 8 minutes per side, then cover barbecue and grill until ribs are cooked through, about 8 minutes longer per side.

Transfer ribs to cutting board. Cut between bones into individual ribs. Transfer ribs to platter. Before serving, allow each diner to squeeze juice from lime into bowl with coarse salt and white pepper and stir until mixed, then dip ribs into sauce.

Glad Housewife note:
Serve as suggested with the salt and pepper in tiny prep bowls and the lime. I cut mine into thirds Southeast Asian style.

Malyasian Monopoly Madness

2009-09-07T20:02:00.002-06:00

Last night you could find us around the table playing Monopoly the Malaysian version. (For all you Malaysians out there, I bought Gurney Drive et. al. but went bankrupt.) The final battle came between Dave, the land baron, and Malaina, the struggling hippie owner of Langkowi Hotels. Malaina prevailed through several rounds of one on one, but it became apparent that she would have to fold under the thumbs of the Glad Man.

If you look carefully, you will see that Tiny is misbehaving!!

Really Handsome Men Give-Away

2009-09-05T01:01:00.009-06:00

Just a few random thoughts:

No wonder the Julia Roberts/Clive Owen movie "Duplicity" was not box office gold.

I could see the ending coming within the first 30 minutes of the movie. (We rented the dvd)

I have a sixth sense for movie endings though, I can usually guess the ending, blab it to my husband, disgust him with my movie prowess and, ruin a date that way, so we don't go as often as we used too.
By the way, I have been a Clive Owen fan since his bleached blond hair in "The Croupier". Now that was a good movie. He is so easy on the eyes.
The movies have just become too predictable. I mean, they are remaking old movies!! I usually hate that. I mean what if some loser director decides to remake "Gone With the Wind" or "Sound of Music"?

Some remakes that I HAVE liked were "Ocean's 11", and "The Thomas Crown Affair". Gulp~ for obvious reasons.

Pictured here are Rene Russo, and Pierce Brosnan.

I will give a 1 year subscription to Entertainment Weekly Magazine to the person with the correct answer, (picked by random number generator). Who are these actors? read the rules: they were in the original "Thomas Crown Affair"

Her cheek bones should be a dead give away (hint in that sentence)!!! And he is one of the best looking actors ever and he died at the age of 40.
you are on the honor system, you may not cheat by looking it up either online or by any other means. Okay, you can cheat. Just name one other popular movie by this actor.
By the way, this original movie has a really well known soundtrack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rTq6lDtCsU

My other random thought is this:

Why do most men get better looking as they age????!!!!! unless they are abusers like Mel Gibson, or Nick Nolte, they only get more good looking. Why do you think I watch Craig Ferguson every, each night (as Tiny says)? He is ssooooo handsome!

My Glad man has gotten better looking with age too!

Craig Ferguson 2009 new intro

2009-09-03T01:09:00.002-06:00

So I have loved Craig Ferguson for years now. I think he is the funniest of the late night talk show hosts and the best looking.
His monologues have themes, but he ad - libs thorough the entire process. It is quite brilliant really, it's basically stand-up comedy every night. Ahem, he leads Jimmy Fallon who has big money, a big band, big studio, and big yawns.

Flat is Where it's AT

2009-09-01T20:35:00.004-06:00

I rarely go out to eat as it is, so why not cook for my waistline?

Yes, you read it right. I rarely go out to eat. I just have a hard time finding really "foodie" type food in Provo. I picked up the Flat Belly Cookbook at Sam's Club last Friday and have cooked from it ever since for every single meal. I am on day 4 and I have lost an inch off my waist. My clothes fit better, and I do not feel deprived.

Now let me digress a bit. I like to eat things like Pesto, nuts, avocados, corn tortillas, eggs, hummus, beans, rice, salsa, Asian and Indian food, pasta, etc... I like ingredients like shallots, garlic, basil, goat cheese, edemame, olive oil, lemons etc. So as I read through this book in the store, I liked the recipes; all of my favorite ingredients were in there (A big fat missing ingredient is BUTTER, but ya gotta let something go) . I cook for a vegetarian, and there are many, many vegetarian recipes in there as well. For instance tomorrow's breakfast is Eggs Florentine with Sun-dried Tomato Pesto, turkey bacon (no bacon for Tiny) and fresh squeezed orange juice. It will be eaten with gusto after I get off my "machine".By the way I have estimated 3000+ miles on my machine. I love it.

So I am not on a diet!!! I am not on a diet!!! I am not on a diet!!! The minute my brain thinks I am on a diet-- I fail. I am just cooking from this new cookbook very regularly. If and when I need to eat chocolate covered cinnamon bears and movie theater popcorn, I will do so without hesitation.

Glad Man Goes to the Gym

2009-08-29T23:59:00.006-06:00

So Dave has been going gang busters at the gym.

He has lots of powdered whey protein drinks, and supplements that he takes too. There are times when he goes to bed at 8:00 pm so he can get to sleep and then be up to go to the gym by 5:00 am.

Since Dave has been working out he has not suffered any back pain. I think it is because he has strengthened his abs.He also gets his cardio in by gardening strenuously each evening. You can see his gardening prowess by the beauty of our flowers in the yard. And his "farmer's" tan.

He lost tons of fat weight, but has now started to gain weight back in the form of muscle. He has good genes I guess, he has not changed his pant size in the 25 years of our marriage.

I however, continue to change pant sizes on almost a daily basis.

Schick Quattro TrimStyle For Women

2009-08-27T22:55:00.001-06:00

I had to rewind the television about 3 times just to make sure I saw this correctly!!!!

Watch this and try not to laugh yourself silly like I did.

Poison Def Trick

2009-08-26T22:30:00.007-06:00

Here are just a few photos from the Def Leppard, Poison, Cheap Trick concert. Camera's were not allowed, but since when have I followed the rules?

Def Leppard

Good Sunset shot, at least I like it.

Dave and one of his best friends Steve, oh and he is also the boss.
I think they were either talking about business, or building their muscles, since they are gym buddies too.

Rachel and Kelly are two of Dave's co workers.
Rachel is just plain silly, for obvious reasons.

Dave and I have been to many concerts this year. This was my least favorite. I did not care for any of the bands. But... I LOVE to people watch. This is dude with
a genuine
Harley Davidson Gray Haired Mullet.

Tiny Tennis

2009-08-24T00:40:00.003-06:00

Provo High Lady Dog's, yes, I said Lady Dog's, (umm, can we come up with a better name?) has started tennis. I think Tiny has a fantastic back hand. Her cross court stroke nearly always comes up a winner. Tiny did not play tennis last year since she wanted to focus on softball and not mess up her batting swing. Having lettered in softball as a 10th grader, she found she really could handle the two sports.

Living in Malaysia, we gave Tiny private lessons for 3 years. She played on the court behind the condo. 12 US dollars a lesson :)

Have fun in H.S.

Good for you Tiny.

Thankfully PHS will allow the girls to romp around in more roomy attire than the Victorians wore. No teenie tiny waists!

Does this ball go over the net?...no, but it is a fun shot anyway.

Eyes on the prize

I have always been a tennis fan, and a Chris Evert fan. Someday I will take a really good tennis photograph like this one.

credit: UPI/THE BETTMANN ARCHIVE

How Not to Dress for a Date

2009-08-21T21:43:00.005-06:00

So here is poor Jordan after oral surgery today. Yes, this is her 2nd surgery in as many months, it seems that we like to subject our kids to torture, but we get 'em plenty stoned afterwards. Sorry Jordan. It hurts to be beautiful.

She has hay fever today, and experienced the WORST date ever last night.

So, she accepted a date from this guy who she met online. O ME, O MY. He showed up wearing a jewel encrusted shirt, studded belt, embroidery (all over) stitched jeans, white pointy cowboy boots, and man bracelets. She says even the old people at Mimi's thought she was with her fashion stunted gay man- friend. His Escalade was adorned with magnetized photo's of himself.

When they went into Barnes and Noble to buy a copy of "The Secret" for Jordan to read; so she can reach truth and enlightenment. (She thinks he thought he was a prophet, not a Hindu). The construction workers didn't even give her the time of day, all their attention was on the guy. Anyone who knows Jordan knows THAT ain't going to fly. At least this guy's "loser qualities" were out in the open, most of the guys she dates are hiding something behind a handsome face.

Then he dropped her off at her house, turned on the headlights of the car and was Whoot, whoot, whoot ing to Latin music really loud. He was proclaiming his expertise of Latin dancing and was showing her his moves. Then he grabbed her and told her to dance. She wanted to crawl into a hole, she was so mortified her neighbors might have seen the spectacle. She made a B line for the door. She got inside and didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Either way tears were rolling down her cheeks when she told her roommates about it.

First off

Why does my daughter attract such losers!?
She is so nice, and friendly and and they are all so dumb.
She has more first dates than anyone I know. Several in any given week.
She thinks she finds a winner and then they turn out to be closet FREAKS!

Secondly ( this goes for all you nice girls out there)

Even our stake president admits that there is a shortage of good men out there. What you see is what you get. Men have already put their best foot forward on your very first date and yeah... good luck with that. Invest time and money in yourself via education. ( spoken July 2009, to my face and hers) This from a man who has 3 sons. My pediatrician has sons...you should hear him rant about boys. You would not believe the number of RM's who have tried to take liberties with my daughter.
Stop dating for a period of time. Really, STOP.
Cancel the internet!!! Stop texting. Stop, stop, stop!
Find happiness in your own darn self, sista.

Now readers with sons. I am not including your boys in this post. Just the losers who have already chewed and spit my daughter out.

Big Brother Season 11

2009-08-18T21:59:00.004-06:00

"Hey wait.....Is she a big fat person?" I will give a 20 dollar gift card to Walmart to the first person who can name what movie the above quote is from. Stay tuned for the results. I am sure it will be Jordan or Malaina who wins this, and if it is Dave, he never comments on this blog anyway, and I will just keep the money for myself. And remind me to video Jordan doing the impression of the quote. (rules...don't call me or email me, you have to leave a comment to win)

Now that I have your attencion---ahem---HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING BIG BROTHER!?

This is a guilty pleasure of mine and I used to be ashamed to admit to it, but, honey...this year's cast is providing me with some awesome television; and I am out of the closet! In an itty bitty nutshell (*because I am sure you will stop reading this post at any second*) let me fill you in.

Cast is kept quarantined from all media, family, and are filmed and mic'd at every angle, who can outlast the others and win half a million dollars? Almost any shenanigans are allowed to trip each other up.
Cast divided into 4 high school cliques. You can pretty much look at the group and name the groups. Misfits, Popular, Athletes, Brains
CBS uses games, and eliminations are devised to pit people against each other.
Jessie from a previous season is sent into the house, and gains the most power.
One by one he and his crony's pick people off the show.
Dumb girls fall for his bodacious bod, and whine and cry when he is "backdoored" and given the boot out the door.
Chima, the girl on the top row with the clown makeup, falls to shreds after she is made a fool of by a secret "mystery power". OH IT WAS SO FUN . CBS fired her and she is on media blackout, by Viacom International, yeah, they own CBS, MTV, BET..... She actually threw her mic in the pool.
Blond bimbo Jordan is in power of the house this week (Jeff sacrificed for her and is not so secretly in love with her) and she is going for the jugular of the two mean girls left in the house. Hey wait, she ain't so dumb after all.

Now before you judge me. Let it be known that I almost always do the laundry during the shows so I am not being idle.

If you have a guilty pleasure on television, let me know.